Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Let's Make You Hate Me

Ms. Many Flaws' Ten Personal Statements:

10. I'm indecisive and it hurts the people around me as well as infuriating me when they can't accept it.
9. Control Freak doesn't cover it. If I don't approve of some decision or action, it doesn't happen.
8. Every year that goes by I grow more hatred for my mother. When I look into my future, I don't want her anywhere near it. I don't want her words of wisdom, I don't want her near my children or my home.
7. I have to change all the time. I can't have the same job for more than a few months at a time, I can't have the same style forever, I always change around my furniture. I'm hoping I can stand being in Nashville for three more years.
6. I'm an undisciplined artist.
5. I find religiousness in a person a major flaw, and this is one of my flaws.
4. I'm a sucker for romantics,
3. and for intelligence.
2. My sister is my best friend, forevs.
1. I am nineteen with 80% of my life left.